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Bob's Bob​-​A​-​Que

from Oddities by Chris Shepard

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Come on down and bring a fork
It looks like beef and tastes like pork
We'd love to have you for a bite

Sink your teeth right through the skin
It tastes too good to be a sin
Heaven tastes much better when she puts up a fight

Infant, teen, octogenarian
Slow-roasted vegetarian
Braised Hell's Angel right off the hog

Shish Kabob, Steak Diane
Reuben and Stew fried up in a pan
Would you like to try my smoked meat log?

At Bob's Bob-A-Que
We've got every flavor known of man
At Bob's Bob-A-Que
Stop in once, you'll be a lifetime fan

We've got ladyfingers, boneless breasts
Banana leaves to wrap the rest
Hold her down and grab yourself a thigh

Hit the road; the taste is real
There's a little bit of me in every meal
Hell, I'm the gristle in your mincemeat pie

At Bob's Bob-A-Que
We'd love to see you walkin' through our door
At Bob's Bob-A-Que
You're not just a customer,
You're so much more

Doctors, lawyers, diabetics
Red wine marinated Catholics
Actors, nurses, veterinarians
Did I mention vegetarians?

Butchers, bakers, census takers
A former coach from the LA Lakers
Random folks picked up in bars
Certified disease-free porn stars

Special of the day is 12 step liver pate
With a side of bacon last seen
Rakin' on a Macon, Georgia Autumn day

Distance runners, country singers
A 2 for 1 special on dead ringers
A music critic, broiled and minced
Short on taste and not much substance

At Bob's Bob-A-Que...

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from Oddities, released November 15, 2017
Chris Shepard – Guitar, Vocals, Jaw Harp

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Chris Shepard Roanoke, Virginia

"Chris Shepard ... an uncompromising original artist with a unique, darkly comic vision. He is also able to write affecting lyrics and memorable melodies in conventional song format. As a performer, he has a powerful and rhythmic guitar technique, and sings with exceptional strength and range. He deserves widespread recognition."

Randy Walker, Roanoke Times
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